timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

ilovepuppies125:

mc-coolin:

sexualanomaly:

dollybopp:

267198:

theswindlr:

Frozen Peas from SuckUK; a fantastic piece of design as metaphor (as well as a super convenient way to make a spherical ice “cube”.

via Gizmodo

If you truly love me you will buy this for me.

moonrisezeeba

ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE LISTEN UP FOR FUN SCIENCE TIME!

Sphere basically take less energy to form because of SURFACE ENERGY. Sphere have a lower surface area to volume ratio. Because of this, ice sphere melt slower than your usual cubes. This is the reason at fancy fancy bars with those $30+ glass of bourbon or scotch may serve your drink using these instead of normal ice.

thank you nerd

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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hope-for-snow:

peculiarbraindeer:

In 2014, 3D animation introduced a new feature that I think is an underappreciated evolution in animated movie making.

Blotchiness.

I am serious. Rapunzel from Tangled (2011) and Merida from Brave (2012) have very even skin tones and just a couple of freckles. Anna and Elsa from Frozen (2013) have the little reddish, uneven marks that people actually have. It’s subtle (I did a lot of photoshopping to bring it out), but it makes such a difference! That, and the more natural way of producing freckles makes all these HD closeups so very special!

These are unedited (all I did was crop and resize to tumblr post size) caps from Dreamworks’ Rise of the Guardians (2012) and How to Train Your Dragon (2010):

I mean LOOK AT THOSE FREAKING REALISTIC DETAILS

DREAMWORKS’ BLOTCHINESS GAME ON POINT

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:


nneeeuuhhhuehuehue


IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

genericinternetfangirl:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

probably

genericinternetfangirl:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

probably